Miss Can't Stop Talking

bae: come over

me: do you have food

bae: my parents aren't home

me: are they coming back with food

gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

(via himynameiswatson)

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

(via arrystyles)

onlyblackgirl:

talking to white people about racism

(Source: bryansbeard, via arrystyles)

baebees:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(via fightmeluke)

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

(via xo0viper0ox)

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder . 

(via theoreticallypooping)

slothblog:

*throws shade* *misses*

(Source: summersloth, via homwrecker)

chinjiikari:

walking to the side of pokemon trainers and talking to them first so you feel in control

(Source: hroakie, via seanp0donnell)

h0odrich:

I think a little possessiveness is so hot, tell me you wanna slam the guy or girls face who just smiled at me into the wall and little hearts will float around my head

(via imnotjailbait)

mac or pc? sry i use barbie image

(Source: rockpikmin, via hi)