Miss Can't Stop Talking

raiseyoulikeaphoenix:

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

(Source: raiseyoulikeaphoenix, via arrystyles)

hauntrickstump:

spangefucker:

meatbicyclevevo:

somebody once told me the world was gonna

end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

i ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

(via sansatullys)

edsheerlacepanties:

Raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by the Thinking Out Loud video

iminpayne:

Ed Sheeran || Thinking Out Loud

take me into your loving arms

kiss me under the light of a thousand stars

place your head on my beating heart

bae: come over

me: do you have food

bae: my parents aren't home

me: are they coming back with food

gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

(via alaurynbr00ke)

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

(via arrystyles)

onlyblackgirl:

talking to white people about racism

(Source: bryansbeard, via arrystyles)

baebees:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(via fightmeluke)

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

(Source: scottyspookmeup, via xo0viper0ox)

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder . 

(via theoreticallypooping)